My mind CANNOT process this….

It’s like …. fuck it.  Just click the play button.

Look, it’s no secret that I find a little body hair on a woman kind of sexy in a “naturalistic”, “having wild sex in a deserted forest” kind of way.

But this sh*t here? I feel personally violated and have seriously contemplated contacting my attorney to have her file a lawsuit against Mo’Nique on my behalf.

The charge you ask?

A cruel and very vicious asssault to my person.

Particularly my eyes.

I. cannot. and. will. not. let. this. go.

Mo’Nique , you have  just earned the top spot on my “hit list”…right next to Fantasia “girl, i’se uses Kool-Aid for hair coloring!” Barrino.

You’ve been warned.

I have to go lay down now. My soul hurts.