1. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH  (snort!) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

2. Wiping tears of laughter from eyes…

3. AAAAAAAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!

Embarrassment to homosexuals everywhere, Perez Hilton, got his clock cleaned last night for talking shit to and about the wrong people.

You see, you can only be a no-talent shithead and talk crap about people for so long before someone no longer decides to ignore your unecessarily snide and rude comments and KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

Now any self respecting human being would either, go to the cops and press charges him/herself if they felt assaulted and then accuse the person WHO ACTUALLY DID THE DEED.

But remember, we are not talking about a human being. We’re talking about scumbag  (sorry, that is an insult to scumbags) “piece of shit with skin” Perez Hilton.

If this bag of smegma, Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavanderia), had ever done anything in his life of significance, you could give him credit for knowing enough to criticize others.

But he chooses to talk perpetual shit about people WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT, like the Black Eyed Peas.

We’ll, we see who has a “black eye” now huh you piece of garbage?

Click the link to see this monkey fart Perez Hilton whine about getting his far overdue comeuppance and LIE about getting hit by Will.i.am (he didn’t, but that never stops a hypocrite/liar.)

 http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=0cd5e5f27f759

BTW -  Way to go guys.  I hope you see this fucker in the future and kick his ass aagain.