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From The “If You Can’t Say Something Nice” File: Fantasia In All Her Glory

Posted by Jake on 19th March 2008

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Fantasia has said on more than 1 occasion that she is committed to “Keeping it ‘hood”. But isn’t part of being “FROM ‘da ”hood” mean that you want to get out of the ‘hood, so you can have something better than the ‘hood offers?

If so, why on earth would you still want to act like you still in ‘da ‘hood?

Oh well…. to each his/her own.

You know, I’m sure Fantasia is a nice person 1-on-1…. but she’s just a little TOO real.

Makes my eyes water just looking at this picture…and to paraphrase Martha Stewart — “That’s NOT a good thing…”

But I guess its better than this:

WARNING…..SHADE YOUR EYES….I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR SHOCK OR SEIZURES THAT OCCUR AS A RESULT OF VIEWING THE NEXT PHOTO…….

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LHM = (Lawd hammercy)

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Unnn Hunn…and it’s just ME right?….. (smh).

I cannot believe people pay good money so that they can see Fantasia’s ‘Pepe Le’ Pew’ haircut and big, bare (bear?), tattooed feet on stage:

fantasia-foot-omg.jpg & this…fantasia-please-noooo.jpg

(However, I will give her credit for lotioning up before she came out. I’d of had a stroke with all this and ash.)

Ok…enough visual punishment for today.

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Fantasia Barrino: Deal With The Devil?

Posted by Jake on 12th March 2008

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Now, I know a lot of you like/love Fantasia Barrino. Ok. Got it. But I STILL say she made a deal with the Devil for fame and fortune.

1. Yes, she can sing good. So what? So can a lot of other women. And MUCH better than her.

2. She’s ugly (There’s a REASON why she was cast in the role of “Miss Celie” in The Color Purple, folks).

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3. She’s goofy.

fantasia-barrino-cell-phone-picture-freak-mama.jpg (remember this?)

4. What the h*ll kind of name is “Barrino” for a Black person?

That little hand gesture in the top photo didn’t escape the Kid either.

Enjoy it now Fantasia, ’cause it’s gonna be hot where you’re going baby!

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