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Archive for March, 2008

From The “Desperate Lying Scumbags” File: Hillary And Bill Claim That Obama Wants To Stop Votes

Posted by Jake on 31st March 2008

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We’re all grown here, so let’s cut through the bullsh*t.

Hillary Clinton will say and do anything to become President. And that fact is the exact reason why she should not be president.

Liars are bad, simply because you cannot trust them. You have no way of knowing when they will lie. Because of that, you cannot rely on what they say in times of crisis. That is because they will say whatever is expedient to save themselves from having to accept the consequences of their actions.

Just last week, Hillary was caught in the bold-faced lie telling folks around the coutry that she visited Bosnia as First Lady under the danger of sniper fire….as a way of convincing voters that she is willing to face death in order to fulfill her duties.

Only problem with that is, people who were with her on the trip verified that there was no sniper fire or any danger of attack in the area at all at the time of their arrival in Bosnia.

And it wasn’t just a case of Hillary mis-remembering what occurred during her arrival  and telling it to a few people as an isolated event; she told the same lie over and over again over several week’s time, knowing that what she was saying was not true in order to increase her political standing.

Now she is telling another bald-faced lie in claiming that Barack Obama is trying to keep people from voting,…by insinuating that she drop out of the Democratic Presidential Nomination race.

Only problem with that claim by Hillary. It ALSO is not true.

Barack Obama has openly stated that he wants Hillary to say in the race. He feels that this race has been good for voters because more voters have become involved and interested in politics for the first time in decades.

But, if you listen to Hillary, you never know that.

Are you sick of CLINTON lies? ( “I NEVER had sexual relations with that woman” –where did we hear that?)

Are you sick of BUSH lies?

How about someone, Obama,  who wants to move away from the politics of lies and secrecy, and to the politics of inclusion and problem-solving?

Let’s not vote for lies and liars like Bush and Clinton again.

Posted in Hillary Clinton, desperate, liar, scumbag | No Comments »

From The “I’m A Lying Hypocrite” File: What Fox News’ Shawn Hannity’s Pastor Says…

Posted by Jake on 30th March 2008

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Shawn Hannity is a loudmouth piece for Fox “Joseph Goebbels” News’ right wing propoganda network.

Hannity has played a major role for Fox news in their ongoing attempts to smear Senator Barack Obama’s name by accusing him of racism via comments made by Obama’s pastor Jerimiah Wright.

The game that the Republican right plays, via their proxy Fox News, is to take Rev. Wright’s truthful observances and comments about the documented historical racism in America against Blacks and use them to assassinate Senator Obama’s character for political purposes so that the racist and homicidal Republican Party can retain power in the White House.

Oh yeah…because Sean Hannity is a lying, bigoted, hypocritical as*hole.

Fu*k you Sean. And fu*k you Fox News. We we are on to your tactics and they will not go uncountered. All you racists out there take note: When are you going to seek the truth? When will you look beyond color?

Look at this and decide that you want the TRUTH, and make your decisions based on that.

Posted in fox news, hypocrite, obama, propoganda, racist, shawn hannity, wright | No Comments »

Separated At Birth: Garcelle Beauvais & Mo’Nique

Posted by Jake on 25th March 2008

monique-before.jpg “Before” garcelle-after.jpg “After”

Riiiight….It’s just me.

Posted in Garcelle Beauvais, Mo'Nique, separated at birth | No Comments »

Tales From The Crypt: John Amos – Damn, Damn Damn! You Still Alive?!?!?!

Posted by Jake on 19th March 2008

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Just having a little fun. Couldn’t resist.

James Evans/Kunta Kinte – Good Times/Roots/Coming To America – Actor John Amos at the Stay Strong Foundation event.

Good to know you are still kicking it John! You know you are a legend when Alicia Keys references you in a song! (Like Florida and James Evans….)

My man still looks like he’s ready to pull off that belt and whip Michael’s and JJ’s butts for not doing their homework!

(Wonder if he ever talks to Jimmy “JJ” Walker?)

Posted in Good Times, James Evans, John Amos, Kunta Kinte, Roots | No Comments »

From The “If You Can’t Say Something Nice” File: Fantasia In All Her Glory

Posted by Jake on 19th March 2008

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Fantasia has said on more than 1 occasion that she is committed to “Keeping it ‘hood”. But isn’t part of being “FROM ‘da ”hood” mean that you want to get out of the ‘hood, so you can have something better than the ‘hood offers?

If so, why on earth would you still want to act like you still in ‘da ‘hood?

Oh well…. to each his/her own.

You know, I’m sure Fantasia is a nice person 1-on-1…. but she’s just a little TOO real.

Makes my eyes water just looking at this picture…and to paraphrase Martha Stewart — “That’s NOT a good thing…”

But I guess its better than this:

WARNING…..SHADE YOUR EYES….I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR SHOCK OR SEIZURES THAT OCCUR AS A RESULT OF VIEWING THE NEXT PHOTO…….

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Unnn Hunn…and it’s just ME right?….. (smh).

I cannot believe people pay good money so that they can see Fantasia’s ‘Pepe Le’ Pew’ haircut and big, bare (bear?), tattooed feet on stage:

fantasia-foot-omg.jpg & this…fantasia-please-noooo.jpg

(However, I will give her credit for lotioning up before she came out. I’d of had a stroke with all this and ash.)

Ok…enough visual punishment for today.

Posted in Fantasia Barrino, deal, devil | 3 Comments »

Senator Barack Obama Is The REAL Deal

Posted by Jake on 19th March 2008

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Here’s the text of Senator Obama’s historic speech on March 18th, 2008. Read it and tell me if you still think you want Hillary – ‘reluctantly apologized on behalf of racist campaign workers’ – Clinton, or John – ‘we need to waste more trillions and lives in Iraq’ – McCain.

“We the people, in order to form a more perfect union.”

"Two hundred and twenty one years ago, in a hall that still stands across the street, a group of men gathered and, with these simple words, launched America’s improbable experiment in democracy. Farmers and scholars; statesmen and patriots who had traveled across an ocean to escape tyranny and persecution finally made real their declaration of independence at a Philadelphia convention that lasted through the spring of 1787.

The document they produced was eventually signed but ultimately unfinished. It was stained by this nation’s original sin of slavery, a question that divided the colonies and brought the convention to a stalemate until the founders chose to allow the slave trade to continue for at least twenty more years, and to leave any final resolution to future generations."

CLICK HERE FOR THE COMPLETE SPEECH TEXT

————————————————–This speech came from Senator Obama’s heart.

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR?

Posted in Barack Obama, President Obama, Presidential Election, Senator Obama, racism, speech, vote | No Comments »

Knocked Up News: Halle Berry Gives Birth To Baby Girl

Posted by Jake on 17th March 2008

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Superstar actress and beauty Halle Berry finally gave birth to a healthy baby girl.

Congratulations Halle!

Posted in Halle Berry, baby girl, birth | No Comments »

Celebrity Political: Charlize Theron Supports Barack Obama

Posted by Jake on 17th March 2008

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Charlize Theron, the South African-born actress who played in the movies Monster and The Devil’s Advocate, recently became an American and says that she is very exited to have the opportunity to vote in the upcoming Presidential election.

WENN reports:

“I looked at the candidates when I couldn’t vote. I’ve lived in this country for a long time now and I feel very much at home here, so I definitely have an opinion and I’m definitely watching the race very closely. “I’m a huge Barack supporter. I like what this guy has to say. I know there’s this whole question of his experience, but I think, when you look at all the great leaders that we’ve had, I’d go with the guy with the least experience but the one that actually wants to cause some real change. “I think there’s something really inspiring and infectious about him. I think this guy’s onto something. I like him.”

Congratulations on becoming an American. On top of being one of the most strikingly beautiful women in the world, you have political guts too.

Kudos.

Posted in Barack Obama, Charlize Theron, Presidential Election, vote | No Comments »

On The Downslide: Music Producer Scott Storch Going Broke?

Posted by Jake on 16th March 2008

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According to sources, music producer Scott Storch is having some serious money problems. He is reported to be selling a yacht that he bought for $12 Million dollars for only about $900 thousand dollars on eBay.

Depreciation is a bitch huh?

Money problems can happen to anyone. Look at what happened to Donald Trump a few years ago. However, I still have a problem understanding how someone who has made tens of millions of dollars would not have sense enough to buy certain things outright with some of the cash. For instance, a house, a couple of cars and then set at least 2 million aside in t-bills or a savings account to live on the interest.

Apparently, being a genius at producing music hits does not mean that one has common sense in real life. How the fu*k can you have all that money and in less than 5 years be broke?

Oh yeah…doing stupid sh*t like spending millions of dollars on cars and overpriced boats. Just a couple of many ways to put yourself on that path to broke:

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Here is the ebay listing for the yacht:

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You, see, some people forget, or don’t realize, that after you buy all that stuff, you have to pay to maintain it too. That also costs LOTS of money per month (Just ask Shaq.).

Let this be a lesson kids. When you make money, save some for a rainy day. Buying Cristal, millons of dollars worth of sports cars and buying out the bar every night with your money so you can impress Paris Hilton and her friends is NOT the path to financial security.

Here is the actual ebay listing for the yacht (accurate at the time of posting):

cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1995-Norship-117-ft-world-class-yacht-Bank-Deal-repo_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ80652QQihZ001QQitemZ110232365541QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

Posted in Scott Storch, broke, ebay, poor money managment, yacht | No Comments »

Deadbeat Daddies: Eddie Murphy Won’t See Biological Daughter By Mel B

Posted by Jake on 15th March 2008

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You know, having everyone know that you had sex with Mel B and knocked her up is not the worst thing in the world.

Eddie Murphy is on some special kind of ish. This Negro has millions of dollars and will never be hurting for cash the rest of his life and won’t accept responsibility for a child that he has been proven to have fathered.

Eddie claims to not want to see the child until she is older because “I don’t want to have to see Mel B and deal with her in order to see the girl.

That there is some real pus*y ass sh*t. From my perspective, that ish only adds more fuel to the years of rumors that he does swing down-low with the boys.

Yeah, I know we supposed to looove Eddie and all that, but this Negro has lost ALL my respect.

There are people out there who would kill to even be able to have a child.

And as for his excuse that he didn’t intend for Mel B to get pregnant: You took that chance when you fuc*ed her. Unfortunately you rolled snakeyes on that gamble. So man up, handle your business, and stop being a typical self-centered Hollywierd asshole.

Another example that talent does not automatically go hand in hand with good character.

Posted in Eddie Murphy, Mel B, deadbeat dad | No Comments »