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Happy 4th of July 2010 weekend momofukkas!

It’s been almost a year to the day since I’ve bothered with this shit.

But I’m back for a hot second.

And only because I have been visually assaulted (again!), and I’m mad!

Momofukkin’ Fantasia (Celie) Barrino is still at it.

You would think that as a person becomes older and gains experience, especially someone who is able to travel the world and meet and mingle with very cultured folks, that they would become even just a little more mature and sophisticated.

No. Not this ‘Bama, backwoods, barely-literate (just got a GED at age 27 — congrats — “eye roll”), coon.

Not only is the lack of growth of a well-into-adulthood individual disturbing, but the fact that people will actually pay their hard-earned money to see this ugliness is even more amazing and pathetic.

I know you love her. Here’s your girl. 1 year fatter.

And still with no shame stomping around hollaring in her ugly-ass bare (bear) feet.

Wait….it gets better…..

I told ya’ll last year that this bitch sold her soul to the Devil for fame.

Ain’t no way in hell she’s famous this long otherwise.

Cuddles.

My mind CANNOT process this….

It’s like …. fuck it.  Just click the play button.

Quite frankly, I think Bobby Brown’s picture should be on the dollar bill instead of George Washington….. He’s just that great. (thanks to Fresh – Crunk and Disorderly [crunktastical.net])

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1. AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH  (snort!) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

2. Wiping tears of laughter from eyes…

3. AAAAAAAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!

Embarrassment to homosexuals everywhere, Perez Hilton, got his clock cleaned last night for talking shit to and about the wrong people.

You see, you can only be a no-talent shithead and talk crap about people for so long before someone no longer decides to ignore your unecessarily snide and rude comments and KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

Now any self respecting human being would either, go to the cops and press charges him/herself if they felt assaulted and then accuse the person WHO ACTUALLY DID THE DEED.

But remember, we are not talking about a human being. We’re talking about scumbag  (sorry, that is an insult to scumbags) “piece of shit with skin” Perez Hilton.

If this bag of smegma, Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavanderia), had ever done anything in his life of significance, you could give him credit for knowing enough to criticize others.

But he chooses to talk perpetual shit about people WHO ACTUALLY HAVE TALENT, like the Black Eyed Peas.

We’ll, we see who has a “black eye” now huh you piece of garbage?

Click the link to see this monkey fart Perez Hilton whine about getting his far overdue comeuppance and LIE about getting hit by Will.i.am (he didn’t, but that never stops a hypocrite/liar.)

 http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=0cd5e5f27f759

BTW -  Way to go guys.  I hope you see this fucker in the future and kick his ass aagain.

Look, it’s no secret that I find a little body hair on a woman kind of sexy in a “naturalistic”, “having wild sex in a deserted forest” kind of way.

But this sh*t here? I feel personally violated and have seriously contemplated contacting my attorney to have her file a lawsuit against Mo’Nique on my behalf.

The charge you ask?

A cruel and very vicious asssault to my person.

Particularly my eyes.

I. cannot. and. will. not. let. this. go.

Mo’Nique , you have  just earned the top spot on my “hit list”…right next to Fantasia “girl, i’se uses Kool-Aid for hair coloring!” Barrino.

You’ve been warned.

I have to go lay down now. My soul hurts.

According to news reports:

Marietta bar owner (and asshole white nigger) Mike Norman says the T-shirts he’s peddling, featuring a look-a-like of cartoon chimp Curious George peeling a banana, with “Obama in ‘08? underneath, are not meant to offend. Norman acknowledged the imagery’s Jim Crow roots but said he sees nothing wrong with depicting a prominent African-American as a monkey, “We’re not living in the 1940’s,” he said. “Look at him . . . the hairline, the ears — he looks just like Curious George.”

Hey Mike Norman, owner of Mulligan’s Bar and Grill/Mulligan’s Food and Spirits, in Marietta, GA – What if I took an existing photo of an old white lady, who resembles your mother, sucking earnestly on a black man’s penis (and trust me, it would not be hard to find one on the internet) and published it all over the web and THEN sold t-shirts with that same photo with your mother’s name written under it and included a photo of your father on the same t-shirt with him smiling and giving a thumbs-up?

I mean, the image would resemble your mother, so it would be ok — right? Based on your logic, you couldn’t have a problem with that. Could you Mike?

You silly, stupid bastard.

If you aren’t visibly angry after watching this sh*t, you are not human.

Actually, I don’t blame the boy (even though he is a fat, rotten little piece of sh*t). The police need to be dragging his grandmother off to jail (along with his mother) for raising him to be this way. This kid did not develop this attitude on his own. This is years of neglect and a failure to impose any sense of discipline and obedience.

We can now look forward to another resident of the penal system in a few years after he winds up murdering someone.

And some of y’all STILL want to vote for Hillary “I had to be forced to apologize for my people’s racist rantings” Clinton? Remember, these people were hand-picked by Bill and Hillary as their closest advisors. Do you actually think that Bill and ‘Hill’ aren’t fully aware of how these folks really feel?

Any Black folks who still support Hillary Clinton are buck-jivin’, bootlicking, self-hating, Uncle Tom niggers. Yes, I said it.

Any white folks who still want to vote for Hillary Clinton after becoming aware of this have shown their true racist feelings.

Senator Obama has more decency and class than any hundred Hillary supporters put together.

Ok Lynn Sweet, Michael Sneed, Jack Higgins, et al of the Chicago Sun Times, Fox (Fix) News, Wall Street Journal, CNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, Today Show, Bill O’Reilly, Shawn Hannity, Chris Matthews and all you other punks, I mean pundits — let’s see you trumpet this video for days on end. You now have a new controversy, so milk it good!

Oh, that’s right, you won’t do that because good o’l Hillary is white.

The verdict is in. Hillary Clinton is officially crazy.

This bit*h accuses Senator Obama of being a friend of terrorists because of his association with a former member, William Ayers -now a professor at Univ. Of Illinois, of a group, The Weathermen ( or Weather Underground), that opposed the (morally wrong –just like Iraq) war in Viet Nam over 40 years ago.

Now, PROFESSOR Ayers has become a valued member of society. He was a radical, and as a young man went to the extreme to voice his views about an illegal an immoral war.

Let’s keep in mind that, at the time, Ayers was not robbing banks and mugging little old ladies — he was OPPOSING AN ILLEGAL AND IMMORAL WAR. Everyone now acknowledges that the US participation in viet-nam was NOT GOOD.

So we have a man that went overboard IN HIS YOUTH, but has LONG SINCE become a valued and productive member of society.

And Hillary Clinton now is trying to make it seem as if Senator Obama supports terrorism because he has had contact with Ayers in his current capacity as a professor and civic leader.

HOWEVER——————

Hillary FAILS TO ACKNOWLEDGE AND POINT OUT THAT

Her husband, while president, PARDONED members of that same “terrorist” group –the WEATHER UNDERGROUND — before he left office.

You know what? I’m going to let you intelligent folks make your own determinations about Hillary – why do I always have to answer the first debate question – Clinton, based on this.

Here is a link to a story about this hypocritical sh*t. www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2008/04/7998_clinton_bashes.html

Oh, and by the way, let’s look at an excerpt from a Mother Jones article on this subject:

“When it came time for questions for Wolfson, I asked an obvious one: Did Hillary Clinton believe that it had been appropriate in 2001 for President Bill Clinton to have pardoned two members of the Weather Underground as he left office? The two recipients of Clinton’s munificence were Linda Evans, who was sentenced to five years in prison for her participation in a string of 1980s bombings, and Susan Rosenberg, who was charged with participating in a bank robbery that left one guard and two police officers dead. And, I continued, has Senator Clinton ever criticized this decision? Has she ever said anything publicly about it? Rosenberg, I noted, had been apprehended with 740 pounds of explosives in her possession. “

And some of you STILL want to vote for Hillary’s lying, hypocritical ass? If you do, you deserve everything you get.

We’re all grown here, so let’s cut through the bullsh*t.

Hillary Clinton will say and do anything to become President. And that fact is the exact reason why she should not be president.

Liars are bad, simply because you cannot trust them. You have no way of knowing when they will lie. Because of that, you cannot rely on what they say in times of crisis. That is because they will say whatever is expedient to save themselves from having to accept the consequences of their actions.

Just last week, Hillary was caught in the bold-faced lie telling folks around the coutry that she visited Bosnia as First Lady under the danger of sniper fire….as a way of convincing voters that she is willing to face death in order to fulfill her duties.

Only problem with that is, people who were with her on the trip verified that there was no sniper fire or any danger of attack in the area at all at the time of their arrival in Bosnia.

And it wasn’t just a case of Hillary mis-remembering what occurred during her arrival  and telling it to a few people as an isolated event; she told the same lie over and over again over several week’s time, knowing that what she was saying was not true in order to increase her political standing.

Now she is telling another bald-faced lie in claiming that Barack Obama is trying to keep people from voting,…by insinuating that she drop out of the Democratic Presidential Nomination race.

Only problem with that claim by Hillary. It ALSO is not true.

Barack Obama has openly stated that he wants Hillary to say in the race. He feels that this race has been good for voters because more voters have become involved and interested in politics for the first time in decades.

But, if you listen to Hillary, you never know that.

Are you sick of CLINTON lies? ( “I NEVER had sexual relations with that woman” –where did we hear that?)

Are you sick of BUSH lies?

How about someone, Obama,  who wants to move away from the politics of lies and secrecy, and to the politics of inclusion and problem-solving?

Let’s not vote for lies and liars like Bush and Clinton again.